Hi, I'm your new neighbor, Ronald Bump (Prisoner 567891)

Look, sometimes you get involved in something that goes so badly, you have to change your name. The Soviet Union changed its name to Russia after the war in Afghanistan. And for example, you take a job as Donald J. Trump, and you leave it as Prisoner 567891. --Seth Meyers

Although, let's be honest. Let's be honest. Best outcome, Trump cooperates with Mueller, rolls on everyone else, and goes into witness protection. Meyers as Trump, “Hi, I'm your new neighbor, Ronald Bump. I don't want to say why I moved here, but it was Obama's fault.” --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”