What was Mike Pence thinking during that Oval Office meeting? (Soon.)

Of course, the president is still searching for a new chief of staff. It’s a big job. Like any job working for Donald Trump, it comes with dental, paid sick leave, and free government housing for five to ten years. --Stephen Colbert

Yesterday, the White House announced that John Kelly will remain in the job through at least January 2nd to ensure a very peaceful and pragmatic transition for his successor. So, they fire Kelly, can’t find anybody else, and make him stay to train his successor. It’s like saying to your girlfriend, “Hey, I’m breaking up with you, but I’m going to need you to stay on until we can ensure a peaceful and pragmatic transition to Becky over there.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”