They might have to call up Winona Ryder from Columbus (unlimited use of the corporate Greyhound)

We were going through some contract negotiations with a CBS and it worked out pretty good for me. They are all over me, they are kissing up to me. And listen to this, now for the first time ever I get unlimited use of the corporate Greyhound. Anywhere I want to go. --David Letterman 3/12/2002

The New York Yankees are down there at spring training and they had some trouble. They had to release the outfielder Ruben Rivera. Did you hear this story? They catch the guy allegedly going through Derek Jeter's locker. He's stealing stuff out of Derek Jeter's locker and then he's selling it on eBay. So they said well we don't think we can have that going on here. So you know what this means? They might have to call up Winona Ryder from Columbus. --David Letterman 3/12/2002

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