Halfway into the film James Bond is shot in the face by Dick Cheney (Goodbye license to kill)

Have you folks seen the new James Bond movie Casino Royale. The new James Bond is a man named Daniel Craig. I wonder if they even looked at my audition tape. --David Letterman 11/17/2006

Do you like the video games? Well guess what, Sony's PlayStation 3 came out today. Finally some good news for George Bush. --David Letterman 11/17/2006

Top Ten Signs You're Watching a Bad James Bond Movie (11/17/2006)

10. Now asks everyone to call him Jimbo

9. The villains private lair is the corner booth at a Pizzeria Uno

8. It's set backstage of Saturday Night Live number

7. The Aston Martin won't start so Bond drives a 95 Ford Focus

6. It's about Dr. No’s more evil brother Dr. Phil

5. The most impressive gadget a clock that's also a radio

4. Bond’s new catchphrase is Get er Done

3. Goodbye license to kill, hello license to inspect meat

2. Soundtrack by Kevin Federline

1.  Halfway into the film James Bond is shot in the face by Dick Cheney

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”