Oh great. She picks the one woman who won't let me watch (Bush picks the Mets in 8)

Michael Douglas met with lawmakers and he urged the United States and Russia to reduce their stockpiles of nuclear weapons. Apparently Douglas pleaded by saying it is more important than ever that we don't destroy the planet because I just bagged Catherine Zeta-Jones. --Conan O’Brien 3/22/2000

In a brand new interview Julia Roberts said that if she if she had to pick one woman to have sex with she would pick Hillary Clinton. In response President Clinton said, “Oh great. She picks the one woman who won't let me watch.” --Conan O’Brien 3/22/2000

The World Series starts this week. In an interview New York mayor Rudy Giuliani picked the Yankees in 7. And George W. Bush picked the Mets in 8. --Conan O’Brien 10/19/2000

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”