the boy does want to know why his friends always want to have lunch at his house (Not surprisingly it was a Rear Admiral)

According to the New York Times a retired US Navy admiral recently announced that he's gay. Not surprisingly it was a Rear Admiral. --Conan O’Brien 12/10/2003

Scientists announced that they have discovered a 7 million year old human skull. The skull was immediately offered a job on 60 Minutes. --Conan O’Brien 7/11/2002

It has been reported that a woman in Illinois still breastfeeds her eight-year-old son and she says that the boy doesn't think there's anything odd about it. Though the boy does want to know why his friends always want to have lunch at his house. --Conan O’Brien 7/11/2002

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”