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Saturday, December 8, 2018

Congratulate me! I didn’t eat nachos off the casket! (Be so boring people forget you exist)


Earlier this week Trump hosted a 2020 strategy meeting with his advisers. Among the topics discussed was whether Mike Pence should remain on the ticket. If he gets dropped, that will be a major failure of Mike Pence’s time-tested political strategy: Be so boring people forget you exist. Pence is a manila envelope taped to a beige wall. --Stephen Colbert

Word is, Trump’s pick for Attorney General, William Barr, having already been Attorney General, doesn’t feel a particular ambition for the job. But he’ll take it. An attitude we in the Biz call “The Melania.” --Stephen Colbert

According to administration officials, Trump has been snappish with aides most of the week. Miffed in part by so many ceremonial events not related to him. Aides added that Trump was impatient for the memorials to end, but expressed pride in himself for remaining publicly civil. That’s how far we’ve fallen. We’ve gone from “1,000 points of light” to “Congratulate me! I didn’t eat nachos off the casket!” --Stephen Colbert

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