Brazil said they will spend 2005 getting their launching area waxed (Richard Simmons ended his hunger strike)

Interesting news. The state of Oregon is considering a bill that would make it legal to possess a pound of marijuana. In a related story Snoop Dogg has enrolled in the Oregon School of Nursing. --Conan O’Brien 7/7/2004

The country of Brazil announced that it will launch a rocket into space by 2006. Brazil said they will spend 2005 getting their launching area waxed. --Conan O’Brien 7/7/2004

This week the producers of Girls Gone Wild announced that they are coming out with a male version of the videos called Guys Gone Wild. Upon hearing the news Richard Simmons ended his hunger strike. --Conan O’Brien 7/7/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”