at the Taj Mahal you're only supposed to take your shoes off (Richard Simmons hole punch. It'll penetrate anything)

Christina Aguilera says she's searching for inspiration. She’s India right now now. She has run into a few problems because at the Taj Mahal you're only supposed to take your shoes off. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

They have online auctions of celebrity memorabilia sometimes. At an online auction a a stapler signed by Paris Hilton is going for more than $1,000. Not selling so well, the Richard Simmons hole punch. It'll penetrate anything. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”