Not for Iraq, but for the next Pistons-Pacers game (it's usually the one that's bent in half)

The Pentagon announced it would increase the number of US troops to a hundred and fifty thousand. Not for Iraq, but for the next Pistons-Pacers game. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

Big news out of Las Vegas. A Las Vegas casino has signed Barry Manilow to a 60 million dollar contract. So now when you go to Vegas you can either shoot crap or listen to it. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

Luciano Pavarotti's in the news. In a recent interview Luciano Pavarotti says he tours so much that sometimes I don't know which bed I'm waking up in. The hotel managers say it's usually the one that's bent in half. --Conan O’Brien 12/2/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”