my point is, they're both black guys (Next thing you know, we'll be putting a man on the moon)

"Obama destroyed  Hillary Clinton. There is no way to minimize this historic drubbing [on screen: Bill Clinton saying, 'Jesse Jackson won South Carolina twice in '84 and '88. He ran a good campaign and Senator Obama ran a good campaign here']. I believe President Clinton might be suggesting that once South Carolina went black it could never go back. Sure Jesse Jackson won but that was the 1984, 1988 primary and it was a caucus and the nominee had been decided, by my point is, they're both black guys." --Jon Stewart

"There was even more good news for  Barack Obama yesterday. Caroline Kennedy endorsed him in a New York Times editorial and today her uncle Theodore granted Obama his blessing [on screen: Sen. Ted Kennedy (D-MA) saying, 'I'm proud to stand with him here today and offer my help, offer my voice, offer my energy, my commitment to make Barack Obama the next president of the United States']. What just happened to me? Did I just get inspired by Ted Kennedy? Next thing you know, we'll be putting a man on the moon." --Jon Stewart