So this is our
first show of the Trump administration. You ever regret going on vacation?
"Take the week off," they said. "America will still be here when
you get back," they said. "How much damage could he do in a
week?" –Stephen Colbert
You've got to give
the guy credit. He can really get a lot of stuff undone. From Obamacare to
climate change to torture, he's already moved the country back to 2004. If this
keeps up, pretty soon, I’m going to launch "The Colbert Report."
–Stephen Colbert
This guy is the
Usain Bolt of executive orders. The latest is the order banning any refugees
from entering the country for 120 days. Now, keep in mind, there are currently
more refugees than at any time since World War II, and Trump just slammed the
door. Explains why the poem on the Statue of Liberty now reads, "Don't let
it hit ya where the good Lord split ya." –Stephen Colbert
And at Dulles
Airport, a 5-year-old Iranian boy was detained for hours and kept from his
mother. Or as Kellyanne Conway calls it, "alternative daycare."
–Stephen Colbert
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