"Don't
worry about Mitt, if this presidential thing doesn't work out he can always go
back to playing Victor Newman on the 'Young and the Restless.' Mitt Romney
doesn't look like a president, he looks like a ringmaster. Mitt looks like a
guy wearing a golf shirt in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. He looks like the desk
clerk at a Peninsula Hotel who tells you your room's not ready. Mitt looks like
the guy at a party who gives you his card. He looks like a tennis pro at a
restricted country club. He looks like a Jet Blue pilot who comes out to greet
the passengers during a delay. Mitt Romney looks like the guy who says to the
contestant, 'We're out of time, can you come back tomorrow?'" --David
Letterman
"The
Democratic debate was a tag-team format, you had Hillary
and Bill versus Obama and Oprah.
The debate took place in Hollywood, and Hillary arrived wearing a sequined pant
suit." --David Letterman
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