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Tuesday, January 31, 2017

JOKES: where's he going to find his next wife? (Geneva Refugee Convention)



If Donald Trump — think of this, if he stops all the immigrants from coming into the country, where's he going to find his next wife? –Jimmy Kimmel
German Chancellor Angela Merkel this weekend reportedly had to explain the Geneva Refugee Convention to President Trump during a phone call. She also had to explain to him not to push the buttons while they were talking. –Seth Meyers
Two New Hampshire Burger King employees were arrested last week after selling marijuana at their drive-thru. Which is crazy, who goes to Burger King before they get weed? –Seth Meyers



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