JOKES: Or, as it's known in Florida, all the Jews who used to live in New York

"Actually, after some sub-fifth place finishes, Giuliani decided to focus all of his attention on Florida, making the state for lack of a better term 'Ground Zero' in his -- no that's not -- Ground Zero is not the right word. Help me out here pundits [on screen: a montage of pundits saying Giuliani put all of his eggs in one basket]. I guess it seems the yolks on Giuliani whose dreams have been poached by other egg-strordinary candidates. Sorry. His career is now scrambled. Giuliani spent so much time campaigning in Florida that he literally turned into Uncle Leo." --Jon Stewart

"Actually, the time he spent in Florida did pay off. He got 15% of the vote. Or, as it's known in Florida, all the Jews who used to live in New York." --Jon Stewart