JOKES: Trump said, "I was amazed by Dory’s long attention span."

They asked Trump about "Finding Dory" and Trump said, "I was amazed by Dory’s long attention span." –Conan O’Brien

This weekend the nation's airports were filled with people protesting president Trump's Muslim ban. It was the largest collection of angry people at an airport since every United Airlines flight. –Conan O’Brien

The CEO of Starbucks has pledged to hire 10,000 refugees. So if you think they're writing your name incorrectly on the cups now . . . –Conan O’Brien