The
reason President Obama is working so hard up to the end is to avoid helping his
wife pack the house; it’s a pain in the butt, and he wants no part of it.
–Jimmy Kimmel
I
hope Obama grows a huge retirement beard like David Letterman. –Jimmy Kimmel
Some
very prominent Republican donors are reported to be asking for their money
back. Because if there’s one thing Donald Trump is known for, it’s giving money
back. –Jimmy Kimmel
Asking
Donald Trump for your money back is like asking Chris Christie for a bite of
his cheeseburger, it isn’t going to happen. You’ll have to pry it out of his
cold, tiny hands. –Jimmy Kimmel
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