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Saturday, November 7, 2015

which is good, it was filthy





Hillary Clinton is here with us tonight and we'll be touching on all the big topics: the economy, climate change, ISIS, whether Khloe should take Lamar back, everything. –Jimmy Kimmel
The Secret Service swept our building today — which is good, it was filthy. –Jimmy Kimmel
A new Quinnipiac University poll came out yesterday that shows Donald Trump back on top of Ben Carson, 24 to 23 percent, and Jeb Bush is now down to only 4 percent. More people picked Bit-O-Honey as their favorite Halloween candy than support Jeb Bush for president. –Jimmy Kimmel
Donald Trump put out his first paid campaign ads today. He bought them himself. You know, he doesn't take money from super PACs. He earns it the old-fashioned way, by selling cologne at Rite Aid. –Jimmy Kimmel

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