A Canadian pharmacy
had to apologize this weekend after accidentally handing out bipolar medication
on Halloween instead of candy. The victims say they’re sad that it happened,
but happy that it happened. –Seth Meyers
An Ashley Madison
user is suing the adultery website for falsely advertising a higher number of
female users than it truly had. And if you can’t trust a website that helps you
secretly cheat on your spouse, who can you trust? –Seth Meyers
A drunk woman in
Nebraska had to be hospitalized this weekend after she broke into a zoo because
she wanted to pet a tiger and wound up being bitten by the animal. When asked
how she’s doing, the woman said, “Not GR-R-REAT!” –Seth Meyers
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