Bernie
Sanders announced today that he has joined Snapchat. Sanders said he’s excited
to see his photos disappear, “JUST LIKE THE MIDDLE CLASS!” –Seth Meyers
In
an interview this morning, Donald Trump said that mosques need to be “watched
and studied,” because he believes they may spread hateful views. In related
news, Donald Trump needs to be watched and studied. –Seth Meyers
After
one of Google’s self-driving cars was pulled over this weekend, the company
released a statement touting that the cars have the human equivalent of 90
years behind the wheel. Which also explains why the left blinker was on for 17
miles. –Seth Meyers
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