Drug
makers Pfizer and Allergan today announced a $160 billion merger. It’s the
largest pharmaceutical merger since the one that takes place every day in Keith
Richards’ stomach. –Seth Meyers
A
new study has found that specially trained pigeons can have up to an 85 percent
accuracy rate of detecting breast cancer in humans. Which means that 15 percent
of the time it’s just a pigeon staring at your boobs. –Seth Meyers
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