Former
President George H.W. Bush has a new biography coming out titled "Destiny
and Power." While Jeb Bush has a new biography titled neither of those.
–Seth Meyers
In
response to a question asking why his cabinet is half female, newly elected
Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly said, "Because it's
2015." So basically, the same reason there's a prime minister named
Justin. –Seth Meyers
I've
been trying to say “I love you” more often, starting this morning. I said it to
my family before I left the house. And then to my barista. And then to her
manager, when the barista complained that one of the customers was making her
uncomfortable. –Stephen Colbert
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