A
new national poll found that Ben Carson is now ahead of Donald Trump by six
points in the Republican race. Finally proving that you can LITERALLY sleep
your way to the top. –Jimmy Fallon
A
new survey found that three out of four children under the age of four have
their own smartphone. You can tell it's bad; last night I told my daughter it
was time for bed and she tried to swipe left on me. –Jimmy Fallon
Police
say a Texas man stabbed his roommate this weekend during a fight over a piece
of fried chicken. So even if you don't eat the fried chicken, it will still
find a way to kill you. –Seth Meyers
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