The
Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree arrived on Friday. They’re calling the tree
“Jeb” because it’s a dying bush. –Seth Meyers
A
Colorado marijuana dispensary this week is opening the country’s first
combination pot store and gas station. On the downside, you’ll have no idea
what you’re getting when you order the Premium Diesel. –Seth Meyers
Everyone
on the GOP side is about to get plenty of face time at tomorrow's fourth
Republican debate. All eyes are on Marco Rubio. He looked presidential at the
last debate thanks to his brilliant strategy of standing next to Jeb Bush.
–Stephen Colbert
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