Since when is looking at us not enough?

Hey, if you’re in a relationship, you might want to listen to this. A relationship expert just told The Washington Post that people who are in a relationship shouldn't reach out to ex-lovers on Facebook, because it can often lead to an affair. He also recommended not referring to anyone as your “ex-lover,” because it can lead to people around you gagging. –Jimmy Fallon

There is reportedly a shortage of turkeys this Thanksgiving. So it’s official, even turkeys don’t want to spend Thanksgiving with your family. –Conan O’Brien

Critics are panning Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s new movie saying the film has "long stretches where nothing much happens." Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt responded, "Since when is looking at us not enough?" –Conan O’Brien