"Scientists
are testing out a new drone that would replace lifeguards. Here's how it works:
If you're drowning, the drone would fly out and drop a bomb on you."
–Conan O'Brien
"More snow storms all across the country. Man, New England
is whiter than Santa Claus on Megyn Kelly's front lawn." –Jay Leno
"George Zimmerman is auctioning an original painting for
$100,000. $100,000? Man, this guy is getting away with murder." –Stephen
Colbert
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