Thirty-one pounds
of cocaine have been found hidden in the nose of an American Airlines jet.
Authorities became suspicious when the plane flew from Miami to New York in 16
minutes. –Conan O’Brien
January 31st is
National Backward Day. Not to be confused with January 20th, which was Set the
Nation Backward Day. –James Corden
The world’s first
supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called Veganz with a “z,”
has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut all their stores.
When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said, “Well, we’re a vegan
supermarket.” –James Corden
