JOKES: the immigrants will arrive on Friday and start their modeling careers on Monday

BlackBerry just announced that it’s releasing a new phone next month that has a physical keyboard. Experts are calling it the biggest tech news of 2006. –Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump says he wants to speed up the FDA’s drug approval process. Trump said, “With what I’ve got planned, America’s going to need all the drugs it can get.” –Conan O’Brien

Donald Trump now says that this week he will allow 872 refugees into the United States; 872. Trump says the immigrants will arrive on Friday and start their modeling careers on Monday. –Conan O’Brien