JOKES: Set the Nation Backward Day (Miami to New York in 16 minutes)

Thirty-one pounds of cocaine have been found hidden in the nose of an American Airlines jet. Authorities became suspicious when the plane flew from Miami to New York in 16 minutes. –Conan O’Brien

January 31st is National Backward Day. Not to be confused with January 20th, which was Set the Nation Backward Day. –James Corden

The world’s first supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called Veganz with a “z,” has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut all their stores. When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said, “Well, we’re a vegan supermarket.” –James Corden