Cool, at least they think we do something (at halftime all five starters left for the NBA)

Villanova really played great. They beat Michigan 79 to 62. I'm not saying Villanova was cocky, but at halftime all five starters left for the NBA. --Jimmy Fallon

"A new survey found that 77 percent of Americans think politicians do serious harm to the country. Politicians are like, 'Cool, at least they think we do something.'" –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I just hope he never gets into politics (Rampage)

Last night Villanova beat Michigan to win the men’s college basketball

tournament. We had about 75 people in our office pool and one of our

producers, Gina, won it. She beat everybody. So I asked her today, "On

a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you follow college basketball?" She said,

"Zero." That's how it goes. You know nothing and you win. Like being

president in a way. --Jimmy Kimmel

We are all in very good hands if there's an earthquake tonight because

Dwayne Johnson is here. The Rock is promoting a new movie called

"Rampage," which is based on either the classic video game or what

happens when the president runs out of McNuggets. --Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's fantastic. I've done it already. It's amazing (The Power of the People)

In a press conference, President Trump said that nobody has been tougher on Russia than him. In fact, last night he made sure to hit Putin extra hard during their pillow fight. --Jimmy Fallon

Donald Trump told The Washington Post that he'll be able to get the United States completely out of debt in eight years. When asked how, Trump was like, "Easy, declare bankruptcy and start fresh! It's fantastic. I've done it already. It's amazing." –Jimmy Fallon

Villanova really played great. They beat Michigan 79 to 62. I'm not saying Villanova was cocky, but at halftime all five starters left for the NBA. --Jimmy Fallon

“A recent survey showed that Rick Santorum is the favorite GOP candidate among Republican women. When he heard that, Santorum was like, ‘Wait — women have the right to vote?’” –Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

at halftime all five starters left for the NBA (what happens when the president runs out of McNuggets)

We are all in very good hands if there's an earthquake tonight because Dwayne Johnson is here. The Rock is promoting a new movie called "Rampage," which is based on either the classic video game or what happens when the president runs out of McNuggets. --Jimmy Kimmel

The NCAA Tournament wrapped up last night, with Villanova coming out on top! And if you won your office March Madness pool, congratulations — all of your coworkers hate you now. --Jimmy Fallon

Villanova really played great. They beat Michigan 79 to 62. I'm not saying Villanova was cocky, but at halftime all five starters left for the NBA. --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

You know nothing and you win (Like being president in a way)

Last night Villanova beat Michigan to win the men’s college basketball tournament. We had about 75 people in our office pool and one of our producers, Gina, won it. She beat everybody. So I asked her today, "On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you follow college basketball?" She said, "Zero." That's how it goes. You know nothing and you win. Like being president in a way. --Jimmy Kimmel

But congratulations to Villanova. March Madness is now over, and just like that, we have nothing to talk to our coworkers about until “Game of Thrones” comes back. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

JOKES: I haven’t seen Wisconsin and Michigan knock out the favorite since ... the election (Mar-a-Lago)

There were actually several March Madness upsets this weekend, with Wisconsin taking out top overall seed Villanova, and Michigan beating Louisville. I haven’t seen Wisconsin and Michigan knock out the favorite since ... the election. –Jimmy Fallon

A man claims that this weekend, he snuck past Secret Service at Mar-a-Lago to take a selfie in President Trump’s private study. But Trump is denying this, saying there is no way he’d ever have a study. –Jimmy Fallon

Yesterday was the L.A. Marathon. Actually there wasn’t supposed to be a marathon — people on the 405 freeway just gave up and got out of their cars. –Conan O’Brien

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html