I totaled your car but I saved your floor mats (Even people who lost their homes now say it was worth it)

Joe Biden claimed he created 17 million new jobs without mentioning that the pandemic wiped out 22 million. So under him we lost 5 million jobs. That's like saying I totaled your car but I saved your floor mats. —Greg Gutfeld     

                                                                                        

Meanwhile nearly 200 paintings by Hunter Biden have been destroyed in the LA fires. Even people who lost their homes now say it was worth it. —Greg Gutfeld                  

A New York City gym teacher is accused of sticking his penis into a Lysol container while standing in front of his class. I know that is something you never expect to see in a New York City classroom. Lysol. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Her cause of death was listed as answered prayer (So rough and without consent?)

January 2023

Donald Trump responded to reports that Ron DeSantis will run against him for the Republican nomination saying, ‘we’ll handle this the way I handle things.’ So rough and without consent? —Michael Che

The population of China has declined by 850,000 people. Thanks to an increase in China’s leading cause of death, protesting. China plans to reverse the population decline with an emergency import of Nick Cannon. —Michael Che

A San Francisco panel studying reparations is proposing giving every black resident a one-time payment of $5 Million. That’s a fantastic idea, said the Gucci store. —Michael Che

A Catholic nun in France who was believed to be the oldest person in the world has died at the age of 118. Her cause of death was listed as answered prayer. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Stanley Kubrick A Life in Pictures | Filmmakers Behind the Scenes

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Or, as Rudy Giuliani calls it, Casual Friday (although Cheney said it was just an accident)

"While Bush is under for his colonoscopy, they will temporarily

transfer power to Dick Cheney. Well, good luck getting that

power back. By noon tomorrow, he will have invaded Iran,

Syria and Malibu." --Jay Leno

"There was yet another closeted gay Republican in the news.

A state representative from the state of Washington got

caught paying for sex at an adult book store while he was

on a legislative retreat. Is that what they're calling it now?

He was dressed as a woman in red stockings and a black

sequin lingerie top. Or, as Rudy Giuliani calls it,

Casual Friday." --Bill Maher

 

"The Chinese president, President Hu, visited the White

House. He received a 21-gun salute although Cheney said

it was just an accident." --Jay Leno

"India, on Saturday, elected their very first female president.

And today, President Bush called India -- not to congratulate

her, he had some questions about his computer." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”