I hope you’re happy — you made our baby cry (Please stop calling me The Barnacle)

On Friday, the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to Navi Pillay, a former U.N. High Commissioner for Human Rights. President Trump responded at rallies and on Truth Social, saying that he should have won instead. He is blaming Norway for this slight. Which, thanks a lot, Norway. I hope you’re happy — you made our baby cry.” — Jimmy Kimmel 

“[imitating Trump’] And I’m going to keep approving those public executions until somebody gives me a damn peace prize!” — Jimmy Kimmel

“This execution is scheduled for December third, which, I looked it up, you know what else is scheduled that day? The White House Christmas tree lighting. You know, they could save some money if they doubled up in some way — maybe get a Monster Energy drink sponsorship and finally end the war on Christmas.” — Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

while her husband’s ankles were swelling with pride (all the refinement and prestige of a Hooters at the Vatican)

For his 80th birthday, President Trump planned a UFC match on the front lawn with all the refinement and prestige of a Hooters at the Vatican. —Jimmy Kimmel 

Melania seemed to have fun watching someone else get trapped in a cage at the White House while her husband’s ankles were swelling with pride. —Jimmy Kimmel 

Trump almost stayed awake for the whole thing but he took a UFC fiesta. Only Donald Trump could fall asleep at a birthday party sponsored by Monster energy drink. —Jimmy Kimmel 

This week also saw his name officially removed from the Kennedy Center yet not from the “Trump-Epstein files”. —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”