while her husband’s ankles were swelling with pride (all the refinement and prestige of a Hooters at the Vatican)

For his 80th birthday, President Trump planned a UFC match on the front lawn with all the refinement and prestige of a Hooters at the Vatican. —Jimmy Kimmel 

Melania seemed to have fun watching someone else get trapped in a cage at the White House while her husband’s ankles were swelling with pride. —Jimmy Kimmel 

Trump almost stayed awake for the whole thing but he took a UFC fiesta. Only Donald Trump could fall asleep at a birthday party sponsored by Monster energy drink. —Jimmy Kimmel 

This week also saw his name officially removed from the Kennedy Center yet not from the “Trump-Epstein files”. —Jimmy Kimmel 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”