It’s been a tough week for Joe Biden, from the highest inflation rates since 1981 to a speech in Iowa in which a bird appeared to poop on his lapel. Look, folks, this is the kind of story late night was made for. Steve Allen started the Tonight Show in the 1950s to talk about a pelican guano-bombing Ike. So covering this recent incident is the Late Show’s duty.” —Stephen Colbert
“That bird is now the Republican frontrunner in 2024. It’s already picked its #2.” —Stephen Colbert
“However, a reporter on the scene and the White House communications team clarified that the alleged bird poop was actually corn powder dripping from the ceiling of an active factory. Fine, fact check grudgingly accepted. It wasn’t bird poop. It was just a gentle rain of industrial corn dookie.” —Stephen Colbert
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
