Dude, let’s put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein (nuggets on a string)

The Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana from a schedule I drug to a schedule III drug, along with ketamine and some anabolic steroids. Yes, weed and steroids will now be in the same league. So get ready for Phish fans who are jacked. —Stephen Colbert

Political watchers speculate that the move could boost flagging support for Biden from younger voters. Yes, it could help Biden. Or it could lead to a write-in campaign for ‘Dude, let’s put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein.’ —Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump has fallen asleep so many times during his trial, in fact, that his attorneys have reportedly tried a number of different devices to keep him awake. Yes, many devices. The most successful of which has been nuggets on a string. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Joan Jett - I wanna be your dog

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Out on a Technicality Orange (And I withdraw the question)

March 2022

“In a new interview with a right-wing news outlet this week, former President Donald Trump called on Vladimir Putin to release damaging information on the Bidens. Damn, he’s asking for Russian help through the TV again? Does this man have no shame? And I withdraw the question.” —Stephen Colbert

“As usual, Trump’s timing is impeccable. He reminded the world that Putin is his buddy at the exact moment that everyone realizes that his buddy is actual Hitler. This is worse than last year, when Jell-O re-signed Bill Cosby to announce their new flavor, ‘Out on a Technicality Orange.’” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Joan Jett Real Wild Child

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Real Wild Child

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joan Jett and the Blackhearts Real Wild Child

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Joan Jett - Love Is All Around (Live Letterman)

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”