Dude, let’s put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein (nuggets on a string)

The Biden administration plans to reclassify marijuana from a schedule I drug to a schedule III drug, along with ketamine and some anabolic steroids. Yes, weed and steroids will now be in the same league. So get ready for Phish fans who are jacked. —Stephen Colbert

Political watchers speculate that the move could boost flagging support for Biden from younger voters. Yes, it could help Biden. Or it could lead to a write-in campaign for ‘Dude, let’s put rainbow sprinkles on the lo mein.’ —Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump has fallen asleep so many times during his trial, in fact, that his attorneys have reportedly tried a number of different devices to keep him awake. Yes, many devices. The most successful of which has been nuggets on a string. —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”