“There have been a trove of damning text messages handed over to the House January 6th committee by former Trump White House chief of staff Mark Meadows – more than 2,319 text messages with numerous Trump allies and GOP lawmakers. More than 2,000 text messages! This proves definitively that Mark Meadows is a gossipy little bitch.” —Samantha Bee
“Some of the most damning texts came on election day, like when Fox News host Sean Hannity promised Meadows he would push his listeners to get Trump elected. When Meadows pressed Hannity to ‘stress every vote matter’, the host replied: ‘Yes sir. On it.’ You know, it’s actually kind of nice to know that inside Sean Hannity’s soft, weak exterior rests an even softer, weaker man.” —Samantha Bee
“In the days after the election, Mark Meadows’ phone kept blowing up in a group text that included villains such as Ivanka Trump, Hope Hicks, Jared Kushner and Jason Miller. In other words, they were basically only missing Jafar and Ursula the Sea Witch.” —Samantha Bee
“Though messages show some Trump aides, including Kushner, sent evidence countering Trump’s baseless election fraud claims, the White House continued peddling the big lie. Despite mounting worries, a total lack of fraud evidence and a warning about potential violence on January 6th, Meadows and company went full speed ahead anyways. Of course, when it did turn violent, it wasn’t enough for true believers like Marjorie Taylor Greene, who texted Meadows days later to suggest they stop Biden from taking office by having Trump declare ‘Marshall Law’. And if you’re thinking, ‘that’s not how you spell martial law,’ you are very correct,” ‘Marshall’s Law’, as everyone knows, is that no one should pay retail prices for quality yoga pants.” —Samantha Bee
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
