Wait, how the hell am I still here? (brags about using the bathroom alone for the first time)

In the past few weeks, Gary Cohn, Hope Hicks, and now Rex Tillerson have all left the White House. Most people have said they’re shocked — while Betsy DeVos was like, “Wait, how the hell am I still here?” --Jimmy Fallon

People close to Rex Tillerson said there wasn’t a single hint that he’d be fired. Though in fairness, there was one huge hint — he worked for Donald Trump. --Jimmy Fallon

Trump has been telling people that he fired Rex Tillerson all by himself. Trump brags about firing people the same way a toddler brags about using the bathroom alone for the first time. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

In fact, it's their highest level on the Terror Alert System (Magic 8-Ball/What chaos?!)

President Trump's chief economic adviser Gary Cohn announced his resignation yesterday, which means Trump is now down [photo of Magic 8-Ball] to just one adviser. --Seth Meyers

A British trade official said today that the British government is very disappointed in President Trump's proposed tariffs on steel and aluminum imports. And "very disappointed" is strong language for the British. In fact, it's their highest level on the Terror Alert System. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

You can solve the world's problems at an unlimited fondue bar (it's what Lex Luthor would point his space laser at)

As we speak, the president is jetting to Davos, Switzerland, for the World Economic Forum, an annual gathering that draws the world's elite from the world of business, finance, politics, and public affairs. Basically, it's what Lex Luthor would point his space laser at. --Stephen Colbert

Now, for those of you who haven't been invited, like I haven't, it's a bunch of fancy people who think you can solve the world's problems at an unlimited fondue bar. --Stephen Colbert

Trump's entire campaign for president was against globalization and the world's elite. So why's he going? Well, according to the director of the National Economic Council, Gary Cohn, "Trump wants to remind the world that we are open for business." And closed to immigrants, which those businesses really need to work. So, if you guys could just sneak in, that would be great. --Stephen Colbert

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html