Economists say this could bring in as much as $75 a year (what's the 3rd one?)

October 2011

"Unemployment is still at 9.1 percent. Well, 9.2 percent if you count Hank Williams, Jr." –Jay Leno

"China is now expected to surpass Japan as the 2nd richest country in the world. They could become the richest, but that's only if we pay them the money we owe them, and that's not going to happen." –Jay Leno 

"Under Herman Cain's 9-9-9 plan, everything would be taxed at 9 percent. Now, Rick Santorum says he has a better tax plan called 0-0-0. Oh, sorry, that's his chances of becoming president." –Jay Leno 

"There's a proposal in Congress to allow rich people who feel they don't pay enough income tax to voluntarily pay more. Economists say this could bring in as much as $75 a year." –Jay Leno

"This week Arnold Schwarzenegger dedicated a museum in Austria devoted to him. Kids get in free if they turn out to be his." –Jay Leno 

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Or as it used to be called, The Glenn Beck Show (once Texas starts televising executions)

October 2011

"Hank Williams Jr. got his ass kicked off of Monday Night Football. His crime was comparing Obama to Hitler on Fox News. Or as it used to be called, 'The Glenn Beck Show." –Bill Maher

"If we are going to fire every Southern hillbilly who thinks Obama is like Hitler, who will be our Republican congressmen?" –Bill Maher 

"Rick Perry assured Hank Williams that he has a job singing theme songs once Texas starts televising executions." –Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Plans To Spend $17 Million" (I'm totally messing with you)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Plans To Spend $17 Million"

10. Death row taco bar

9. Two words: Alberto VO5

8. Hire staff to write some more great zingers like this . . .

7. Always wanted to see Branson

6. Spend a weekend at his hunting lodge with Hank Williams, Jr.

5. $8.5 million on campaign buttons; $8.5 million on bumper stickers

4. Health care for all Texans . . . I'm totally messing with you

3. Shut up or he'll execute you

2. Get a fabulous makeover from Michele Bachmann's husband

1. Buy lunch for Chris Christie

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I’ll bet this guy knows how to spell potato (That’s a rookie mistake)

"Chris Christie decided not to run. He had a big decision. He weighed the pros. He weighed the cons. He weighed himself. I like the guy. This is a candidate we could have all gotten behind. Now they’re saying he might be a Vice Presidential candidate. He’d make a great one. I’ll bet this guy knows how to spell 'potato.'" –David Letterman 

"Hank Williams, Jr. was fired by ESPN because he compared President Obama to Adolf Hitler. That’s a rookie mistake." –David Letterman

"Republican voters have been reduced to using the same criteria as a 4 a.m. barroom pickup: he has a pulse and no visible cold sores." –Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" (spend more time with pie)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Reasons Chris Christie Is Not Running for President" 

10. As always, he's following his gut

9. Wants to spend more time with pie

8. There isn't a Quiznos within five miles of the White House

7. Afraid of going up against the Newt Gingrich juggernaut

6. Doesn't own a tie without a mustard stain

5. He was advised against it by his closest confidante, Duncan Hines

4. Constitution requires every candidate to be able to see their feet

3. Can't understand response because of chewing

2. Hank Williams, Jr. just compared him to Stalin  

1. He was born in Kenya

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”