David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Plans To Spend $17 Million" (I'm totally messing with you)

David Letterman's "Top Ten Ways Rick Perry Plans To Spend $17 Million"

10. Death row taco bar

9. Two words: Alberto VO5

8. Hire staff to write some more great zingers like this . . .

7. Always wanted to see Branson

6. Spend a weekend at his hunting lodge with Hank Williams, Jr.

5. $8.5 million on campaign buttons; $8.5 million on bumper stickers

4. Health care for all Texans . . . I'm totally messing with you

3. Shut up or he'll execute you

2. Get a fabulous makeover from Michele Bachmann's husband

1. Buy lunch for Chris Christie

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