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Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Calm down, Mom and Dad (your rulers are afraid of you)

This Saturday is Halloween and a lot of people this year are going as presidential candidates. However, I’m not sure I want to see a slutty Mike Huckabee. –Conan O’Brien

Analysts are saying that after last night’s dismal performance at the debate, Jeb Bush’s donors are in "full panic mode." Apparently, last night Jeb Bush called his two biggest donors and said, "Calm down, Mom and Dad." –Conan O’Brien

Today another Trump adviser, George Papadopoulos, pled guilty to lying to the FBI about meeting with Russians in 2016. The FBI would have issued an arrest warrant sooner, but they had a hard time spelling “Papadopoulos.” –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Tuesday, November 1, 2022

look for the house that's been set on fire (at least they get new breasts out of it)

"A new report claims that by the year 2020 the marijuana industry could be bigger than the NFL. Either way, it's a good time to be in the couch business." –Conan O'Brien

Last night’s Astros-Dodgers World Series game took over five hours, and then L.A. lost. Usually when people from Los Angeles endure something for five hours, at least they get new breasts out of it. –Conan O’Brien

"For Halloween, a woman in Vermont is handing out kale to trick-or-treaters. If you're in Vermont and you want to stop by, look for the house that's been set on fire." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Saturday, August 25, 2018

What? It seems like the safest place to be... (free ticket to Afghanistan?)

"What an honor it is for you to have me here, and what a thrill it is to bring my show to the men and women in the U.S. military in Iraq. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. Iraq. The country so nice, we invaded it twice." --Stephen Colbert

"You know, it's my first trip to Iraq. I don't know why I haven't made it here before, but it's hard to explain to the people back home just how hot it is here. Let me put it this way: When Saddam Hussein got to hell, I'm guessing he asked for a blanket." --Stephen Colbert

"But you know, it must be nice here in Iraq, because I understand some of you keep coming back again, and again, and again. The good news is, you've earned enough frequent flier miles for a free ticket to Afghanistan." --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse -collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Thursday, November 2, 2017

the Sword of Donald-Cles (not overly-muscular volunteer)

The Trump ally minimized the role Papadopoulos had in the campaign, saying he "never had a role, never got paid, never a staffer, and never did anything." Now, that could be anyone. Ivanka, Jared, Donald, Jr., Eric. –James Corden

Then President Trump also downplayed Papadopoulos' importance today by tweeting, "Few people knew the young, low-level volunteer named George, who has already proven to be a liar." He says he doesn't know him, but then he paints a pretty descriptive picture. He's like, "Few people knew, the young, quick-witted, fair-haired, athletic but not overly-muscular volunteer named George." You know Trump just called him "George" in his tweet after about 30 attempts at spelling "Papadopoulos." –James Corden