I met him in Fort Lauderdale (Message received)

Earlier this week, GI Joe turned 62. Wow. I'll never forget my first G.I. Joe. I met him in Fort Lauderdale. Stole my heart and my wallet. —Greg Gutfeld

In a recent interview, actress Sydney Sweeney said she's looking for a man who is athletic, outgoing, and funny. Message received. —Greg Gutfeld

In a Wisconsin neighborhood, postal workers were terrorized and chased by wild turkeys. “Did someone say wild turkey?”, asked Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”