Barbra Streisand-loving, Project Runway-ready gay (he just needed someone to carry his luggage)

"George Rekers, the co-founder of a far-Right Christian group called the Family Research Council, sounds very scientific. It’s not. This man devoted his life to curing homosexuality. And you know, people have to stop saying that just because someone is an anti-gay activist they might be gay. They’re definitely gay! They are 100% sausage-smoking, Barbra Streisand-loving, Project Runway-ready gay." –Bill Maher

"Mr. George Rekers was caught this week on a European vacation with a 20 year-old male hooker. And his excuse, the first excuse, was that he needed someone to carry his luggage. Rekers said he could have just bought one of those rolling suitcases, but they look so gay." –Bill Maher

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it/a van down by the river/the Republican Brain

Following reports that President Trump carried on an affair with a porn star shortly after the birth of his youngest son, the head of the conservative Family Research Council said in a new interview that Trump deserves a “do-over.” OK, but I doubt she’d still be into it. --Seth Meyers

According to Vanity Fair, White House staffers have nicknamed Chief of Staff John Kelly “the Church Lady.” And Steve Bannon lives in a van, down by the river. --Seth Meyers

Rum maker Bacardi announced yesterday that it is acquiring Patron Spirits for $5.1 billion. And like most Bacardi announcements, it was shouted at 5 a.m. in the back seat of an Uber. --Seth Meyers

The Taj Mahal is currently undergoing its first cleaning since its construction in the 1600s. “Maybe we should do that,” said New York. --Seth Meyers

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

decrying our corrupt culture while secretly indulging in it (Victimcrite)

      

"One Republican who is at tonight's debate is Louisiana Senator David Vitter. He returned to work today, fighting for his political life after his phone number turned up in the records of alleged DC madam Jane Pauley. What? I'm sorry, I misread that. Deborah Jeane Palfrey. That is a much less interesting story. Vitter's asked for forgiveness from God and his wife. But, of course, the Democrats have no respect for God or wives. So they made a political issue out if it. They say Vitter's a hypocrite. I say he's tonight's 'Word.' Victimcrite. The Dems are trying to use Vitter's human frailty for their politics of personal destruction 

[on screen: Whorehouse Veterans For Truth]. 

When Vitter replaced Bob Livingston, he then voted to impeach Clinton, calling President Clinton 'morally unfit to govern' 

[on screen: But Great Wingman]. 

Vitter has also campaigned as a family values conservative who received a prestigious award from the Family Research Council 

[on screen: Best Actor In A Marriage]. 

His critics are demanding the senator resign. I say, senator, your country needs you, stay strong 

[on screen: If You 'Stay Strong' More Than Four Hours, Call A Doctor]. 

Where would we be, folks, if everyone who advocated a position had to live up to it? That would mean anyone who supported a war would have to be willing to fight one 

[on screen: Pres. Bush and VP Cheney]. 

So, America, don't punish people like David Vitter for decrying our corrupt culture while secretly indulging in it. They're only doing it because they want to protect us so much, they're willing to save us from them 

[on screen: Victimcrite]. 

And that's 'The Word.'" --Stephen Colbert

      

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html #JohnHulse #collectedpoems #Bernie2020 #repealreplacerepublicans

Which is kind of like Jared Fogle telling you you’re creepy

Josh Duggar was outed for signing up on Ashley Madison using the screen name "Josh the man" to meet women for sex. He released a statement today apologizing for cheating on his wife while serving as executive director of the Family Research Council. I guess that's not the sort of family research they had in mind for him. –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump said last night that Jeb Bush is “totally out of touch on women’s health issues.” Which is kind of like Jared Fogle telling you you’re creepy. –Seth Meyers

CNN's newest polls show that Donald Trump is leading Hillary Clinton in Florida. It’s scary, because if that could happen in Florida, it could also happen in the United States. –Seth Meyers