He was actually losing to low-fat milk (Obama changes his mind 2008 version 1)

"According to the Huffington Post, it's being reported that Barack Obama may name Indiana Senator Evan Bayh as his vice-presidential running mate tomorrow. Tomorrow, that's what. Here's what we know about Evan Bayh. He was going to run for president, then he dropped out after getting less than 2% of the vote. Less that 2%! He was actually losing to low-fat milk." --Jay Leno

"And Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So, apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind. I guess that's what that was." --Jay Leno

"Hey, you see John McCain was at the country's biggest motorcycle rally. He was in Sturgis, South Dakota. You know, where all the Harley guys go? McCain showed up in a customized Rascal scooter." --Jay Leno

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Secret Service code names...

"Today was the first and only day of confirmation hearings for his replacement Robert Gates. The committee immediately confirmed the guy. They really only had one question: Are you now or have you ever been Donald Rumsfeld? He said, 'No.' He showed them his driver's license and utility bill, and boom, they confirmed him." --Stephen Colbert

"Big problem in Malibu. A thirty-foot sink hole opened up on the Pacific Coast Highway. You thought President Bush was slow getting federal aid to rebuild New Orleans? How long do think it's going to take to bail out Barbra Streisand?" --Jay Leno

"Now three schools are in the running for the George Bush presidential library. I understand the losing school will get it." --Jay Leno

"Indiana Senator Evan Bayh announced he is starting a presidential exploratory committee. Right now the two Democrats throwing their hat in the ring are Tom Vilsack and Evan Bayh. To give you an idea of how unknown these guys are, their Secret Service code names are Tom Vilsack and Evan Bayh." --Jay Leno