Ten Commandments of War Propaganda (Man, that’s going to be some super halftime show)

The Super Bowl ads cost the most ever this year. The ads cost $5 Million. That’s around $175,000 per second. To put that in perspective, a 30 second commercial on the Conan O’Brien show cost $200, plus I give you a ride to the airport. --Conan O’Brien

Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning said yesterday he’s going to need to get his hip replaced. Man, that’s going to be some super halftime show. –Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

Ten Commandments of War Propaganda (The spin-off is called divorced or murdered?)

Tuesday was National Beer Day, which was the first time alcohol has ever helped me remember what day it is. —Colin Jost

A man in Ohio was seen protesting stay-at-home orders while wearing an American flag and a diaper said the man, "We need to reopen the oooo-conomy.” And, fun fact, if an American flag and a diaper are struck by lightning they create a Sean Hannity. —Colin Jost

Lifetime has announced a spin-off of their new hit show, Married At First Sight that catches up on couples from the show. The spin-off is called divorced or murdered? —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left (Truth is the first casualty)

April 2023

“Marjorie Taylor Greene calling New York ‘repulsive’ and ‘disgusting’ on Fox News. But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Starbucks, has introduced a new line of olive-oil-infused coffee that has led some customers to complain of stomach issues. But don’t worry, I hear Dunkin’s new Crisco Coolatta is great. Of course, Starbucks is already taking advantage – they’re now selling a Peptoccino.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And due to a pilot shortage, some people are calling on Congress to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67. It’s not good when you’re pilot’s like, ‘We’re flying through a huge cloud – oh wait, that’s my cataracts.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“You’ll know when your pilot’s older when they say, ‘We’ll be landing in three minutes. I want to make sure I’m home before Jeopardy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“In a related story, a pilot was able to safely land his plane after a deadly cobra slithered up his shirt. Yep, he landed the plane while his co-pilot did something even more heroic: filmed it for TikTok.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”