But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left (Truth is the first casualty)

April 2023

“Marjorie Taylor Greene calling New York ‘repulsive’ and ‘disgusting’ on Fox News. But don’t worry, things got a lot better here after she left.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Starbucks, has introduced a new line of olive-oil-infused coffee that has led some customers to complain of stomach issues. But don’t worry, I hear Dunkin’s new Crisco Coolatta is great. Of course, Starbucks is already taking advantage – they’re now selling a Peptoccino.” —Jimmy Fallon

“And due to a pilot shortage, some people are calling on Congress to raise the retirement age from 65 to 67. It’s not good when you’re pilot’s like, ‘We’re flying through a huge cloud – oh wait, that’s my cataracts.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“You’ll know when your pilot’s older when they say, ‘We’ll be landing in three minutes. I want to make sure I’m home before Jeopardy.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“In a related story, a pilot was able to safely land his plane after a deadly cobra slithered up his shirt. Yep, he landed the plane while his co-pilot did something even more heroic: filmed it for TikTok.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Have you thought about retiring? (War monger narcissists with ties to Epstein)

April 2023

“Meanwhile, after his arraignment, Trump flew back home to Florida and held a rally in Mar-a-Lago. It's always nice to have a traditional post-arrest reception. The whole staff looked at him like, ‘Back so soon?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Switching gears, listen to this. In a new documentary, Pope Francis said that sex is a beautiful thing. That's because he's only seen it in Renaissance oil paintings. It was even weirder because the question was, ‘Have you thought about retiring?’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

they should’ve made it a real New York experience (Even rappers don’t go after the kids)

April 2023

“There is a widely circulated photo from inside the court house, showing Trump seated before a judge. It shows that even the guy who was not too long ago the most powerful man in the world, the guy who controlled our nuclear arsenal and rolled around in a presidential limo and entered every room to Hail to the Chief, had to sit in that courthouse in front of a judge, just like everyone else accused of breaking the law. In fact, if you ask me, they should’ve made it a real New York experience and towed his plane while he was inside.” —Seth Meyers

“Trump’s Mar-a-Lago speech, in which he called the New York district attorney a ‘criminal’, and said the judge was ‘Trump-hating’ with a ‘Trump-hating wife and family’. Who do you know go to trial and talk shit about the judge? That’s bold. The judge could destroy you, and you’re riling him up. If you’re about to fight Cocaine Bear, you don’t offer him crack first. And he didn’t just go after the judge; Trump called out the kids. And you don’t pull the kids into it. Even rappers don’t go after the kids, and they murder each other.” —Roy Wood, Jr.

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Well, come on, what do you expect? You’re listening to a 76-year-old man in Florida (Enchantment Under Arrest)

April 2023

“After his arraignment, Trump hauled his ass to LaGuardia, got on his private jet, and flew to Mar-a-Lago, where he held an angry rally for all his cult members. The Florida event began with a truly weird procession down the center aisle by Trump’s children and far-right Republican lawmakers Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene. They look like the prom court, if the theme was Enchantment Under Arrest.” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump’s speech included a six-minute list of grievances. Well, come on, what do you expect? You’re listening to a 76-year-old man in Florida.” —Stephen Colbert

“The former president also blasted the New York judge overseeing the case, claiming he’s ‘a Trump-hating judge with a Trump-hating wife’. Well, at least that’s one thing you and the judge have in common.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”