That’s how many people Donald Trump lost by (Checking the math)

August 2022

Donald Trump keeps saying that he got more votes by far than any sitting president in the history of our country. I know that sounds good but it doesn’t mean much when you lose by 7,o52,770 votes. Let’s do some math. That is more than the entire population of Ireland, plus the entire population of Nebraska combined. Plus a completely sold out stadium in Ann Arbor, plus everyone who works at a Burger King in America, plus every person that an average American will meet in their entire life, plus every major league baseball player and NBA player, plus a Southwest flight at maximum capacity. And throw in every person to date who’s got Monkey Pox in Indiana and there’s still six people left over. That’s the entire Allman Brothers band. That’s how many people Donald Trump lost by. —Al Franken

Checking the math:

Population of Ireland 4,937,786

Population of Nebraska 1,961,504

Michigan Stadium at capacity 107,601

Burger King employees 34,248

People you’ll meet in lifetime 10,000

MLB players 906

NBA players 450

Southwest plane capacity 189

Indiana Monkeypox cases 80

Allman Brothers Band 6

Total: 7,052,770

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