“Yeah, it's officially spring. April showers, May flowers. By the way, those are two more porn stars Donald Trump bribed with hush money.” —Jimmy Fallon
“But luckily for Trump, he's an expert on the law. I mean, look at the definitions that he has for some common legal terms. First up, when asked what habeas corpus means, Trump said, ‘It’s what Harry Potter yells when he kills Voldemort.’ And for subpoena, Trump said, ‘That girl who was a teenage witch.’ On Miranda rights, Trump said, ‘I’m more of a Samantha guy.’ Also, when asked to define brief, Trump said… ‘My encounter with Stormy Daniels.’ And finally, for the word precedent, Trump said… ‘What I still am cuz the election was RIGGED!’ —Jimmy Fallon
“Switching gears, some business news -- Taco Bell just announced that they are bringing back two of their spiciest menu items ever, the Volcano Burrito and Volcano Taco. I'm not sure about their slogan for it though… ‘Spring Clean Your Insides!’” —Jimmy Fallon
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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