Hey, guys, listen to this: Disney has a new "Star Wars" theme park. And they're promising a fully physical and immersive experience. So, kids, get ready for a ride where Dad cuts your hand off. --Jimmy Fallon
"Here's a big story out of Washington. The Senate voted against a plan to send a $250 check to 57 million elderly people. In the end, senators decided not to give the elderly money, because you know, they're just going to spend it on drugs." –Jimmy Fallon
“Last night was Super Tuesday and today for Mike Bloomberg it was, ‘Oh my god, I wasted a billion dollars Wednesday.’” —Jimmy Fallon
Well, you guys, the 2020 presidential campaign is already starting to heat up and I read that, so far, five Democratic candidates have come out in favor of legalizing weed. Which is why the first debate will be held at 2:00 am inside a Taco Bell. --Jimmy Fallon
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