In a related story at Las Vegas airport today, Willie Nelson was found hiding in a box (No wonder Trump created his own university)

During the Michael Cohen testimony before congress, Michael Cohen called Donald Trump a racist and a conman. When he heard this Trump said, “Yeah, but did he say anything bad about me.” --Conan O’Brien

And during his testimony Michael Cohen said that Trump went to great lengths to keep his SAT scores secret. He’s president of the United States. His scores must be really bad. Conan as Trump, “No one can ever know. I may never get a job after this.” They must be terrible. No wonder Trump created his own university. --Conan O’Brien

The Las Vegas airport has asked passengers to dispose of their marijuana in a special box. In a related story at Las Vegas airport today, Willie Nelson was found hiding in a box. --Conan O’Brien

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